I can never find my phone bill
So it's never paid on time
The garbage can is overflowing
The toothpaste tube is tired of trying, but

Refrain:
I'm gonna rule the world cuz Mary said so
I'm gonna rule the world and Mary knows
She don't like losers, or selfish self-abusers
No, no, no, no

When I come home she's burning candles
Baking tofu, breathing right
And I just want to rent a movie
But she makes me chant all night that
I'm gonna rule the world cuz Mary said so
I'm gonna rule the world and Mary knows
She's doing yoga, and dancing in a toga
No, no, no, no

Well Mary, I hope that you don't mind
I don't want to rule the world
I just want to spend some time
And maybe I'll even try to smile
The kind I really feel
That hasn't happened in a while

Carpe Diem is her motto
Tony Robbins is her guide
But I feel blessed when I'm blotto
Even better when I'm fried but

Refrain

No, no, no